A Cavalry Charger

The Cavalry Charger

Rummaging around in a bureau at my mother’s house I found this newspaper cutting from the First World War. The horse-lover who cut out the poem must have liked it because there were a couple of copies in the drawer. I originally intended to post it around the time Steven Spielberg’s War Horse came out, but somehow never got round to it. If we think that the plight of the horses on the Western Front was ignored at the time, this indicates that that might not be quite so. I quite like the idea of the horse being resigned to its death because it knows it is going to heaven.

AN APPEAL

I’m only a cavalry charger.
And I’m dying as fast as I can
(For my body is riddled with bullets–
They’ve potted both me and my man);
And though I’ve not words to express it,
I’m trying this message to tell
To kind folk who work for the Red Cross–
Oh, please help the Blue one as well !

My master was one in a thousand,
And I loved him with all this poor heart
(For horses are built just like humans,
Be kind to them–they’ll do their part);
So please send out help for our wounded,
And give us a word in your prayers;
This isn’t so strange as you’d fancy–
The Russians do it in theirs.

I’m only a cavalry charger,
And my eyes are becoming quite dim
(I really don’t mind though I’m “done for,”
So long as I’m going to him);
But first I would plead for my comrades,
Who’re dying and suffering too–
Oh, please help the poor wounded horses!
I’m sure that you would–if you knew.
SCOTS GREYS

The above words have been set to music by Mr Arthur M. Goodhart , entitled “A Cavalry Charger,” and can be obtained of all music-sellers or from the publishers, The Opus Music Co., 56, Mortimer Street, W. Post free, 1s. 3d.
The profits from this fund are donated to the Blue Cross Fund .

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Elephant and Castle cycle bypass

ElephantandCastleBypass

Transport for London (TFL) have announced that the new Cycle Superhighways (CS) have been a great success. According to a survey taken last October, cycle traffic has increased considerably along roads with a new super bike path. There have been on average 70% more cycle journeys, while in rush hour this has risen to 100%. Sadly, some parts of London will never benefit from this new scheme.

If you live in the middle of the borough of Lewisham, like myself, you will have to go out of your way to ride on one. Three upcoming CS routes will skirt around the edges of the borough, but the main artery that pumps into the heart of Lewisham will miss out. This arterial road is the A2, the Old Kent Road, both the cheapest place on the Monopoly board and one of the wildest public highways in London.

If the Old Kent Road did get a super cyclehighway those of us who cycle down it might get a degree of safety, and respect from motorists, which seems to be absent at the moment. This danger is at its peak at the Elephant and Castle roundabout, which is a sort of psychotic, motorised scrum. The roundabout is the sort of junction that makes a mockery of Boris’s plans to get ordinary Londoner’s cycling. I speak from experience.

A nasty turn

Last year, on the way to work in Farringdon, I cycled around the Elephant and Castle roundabout and came away feeling lucky to be alive. A silver Mercedes Benz cut me up – crossing three lanes – a millisecond before I followed my lane right in front his speeding steel bonnet. Perhaps the high pitched whine of his engine gave him away, perhaps I was just lucky. The maniac was 200 metres down the road before I could let out a whimper, and a mere speck by the time it occurred to me to throw my D-lock through his back window.

At work twenty minutes later, a jabbering mess of adrenaline and furious indignation, I made a rare foray onto Facebook and posted that I’d almost been killed by a nut-job at Elephant and Castle. A few responses expressed sympathy, one stuck out as more strident. ‘Please don’t cycle around the Elephant and Castle’. ‘I won’t', I replied, wondering how to get to work if this key junction was out of bounds. After a few more exchanges, it turned out that a great friend of this person had been killed by a bus on the roundabout some years before.

I’d seen the aftermath of an accident involving a cyclist on the roundabout on my way home once, and read about the death of a woman cyclist in April, 2009. Since then, a work colleague told me that his girlfriend’s dad had been left in a wheelchair for more than half a year after being knocked off his bike at the Elephant too! Although the  ‘ Death Map ‘ (a Google Maps mashup showing all the Department for Transport’s road accident statistics made a couple of years ago by crafty programmer Ted Reilly) shows a fair sprinkling of serious accidents, and the very mention ‘Elephant and Castle’ tends to make even motorists yearn for the days of the horse and cart, whether or not it is a bonafide accident hotspot I couldn’t say.

Another way

It turns out there’s another route. One that will not only by-pass the horrors of the Elephant and Castle, but actually take you on one of the quietest roads in that part of town.

  1. Turn off the end of the Old Kent Road at the Bricklayer’s Arms roundabout, then take the first exit down Great Dover Street.
  2. Just before the Roebuck pub, turn left up on the cycle path over the pavement and head along Trinity Street, past Merrick and Trinity Church Squares on your left.
  3. Cross Borough High Street and then along Great Suffolk Street towards Southwark Bridge Road with a shiny blue cycle superhighway.
  4. After crossing the traffic lights at Southwark Bridge Road you can either carry on down towards Southwark Street, and then across Blackfriars Bridge.
  5. Alternatively, turn left up Webber Street which will spit you out in front of the Old Vic, ready to head across Waterloo Bridge.

I learned of this route when waiting at a traffic light on Blackfriars Road only to see a weedy little fella, who I’d last seen somewhere back on the Old Kent Road, zip in front of me down Webber Street. There was, it seemed, a short cut. After some investigation I worked out the route, one that as well as being a quiet also takes you through the lovely Georgian Trinity Church Square. A spot regularly used as a location for film and TV, it also contains a neoclassical church that is now known as Henry Wood Hall , and the rehearsal space for the London Symphony Orchestra among others.

One night I spotted a film crew shooting Whitechapel in the Square

One night I spotted a film crew shooting ITV drama, Whitechapel, in the Square

Why exactly the driver decided to take such a big risk with the life of another human being I couldn’t say. It’s true that after the congested grid-lock on the New Kent Road, the Elephant roundabout finally offers an opportunity to open up the throttle, and it is also the case that the driver had the round yellowy-green sticker on his back windscreen of a taxi driver (presumably with a deadline), but are these reasons enough? It could be the driver suffered from a sort of personality disorder, or that the London road environment is a peculiar social system that encourages lunatic risk taking. Whatever drove the guy, the Elephant and Castle cycle bypass is a much more pleasant route.

Another time I saw these vintage cars lined up for another film shoot

Another time I saw these vintage cars lined up for another film shoot

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Review: Bloodline at Brockley Jack Theatre

Bess of Hardwick's head

Bess of Hardwick's head

Elizabethan castles are probably ideal to be represented on the stage – dark and sparsely furnished, they don’t need too many props to make them look authentic. Perfect then for Bloodline , a play set during the 1570s and 80s, playing at Brockley Jack theatre until Saturday 4th December. On the stage a Tudor table and dresser, sit beneath a huge scrawly ‘Elizabeth R’ on the wall – the name that overshadows the whole play.

Back when I was about to move from East Finchley in North London, down to Brockley probably the biggest wrench was not the prospect of having to rely on the train (the old East London Line was a pretty poor relation of the Northern Line), but leaving the East Finchley Phoenix cinema. Every Monday I’d trot down to catch a movie for £4, but down south there would be no local cinema… no culture at all, I even moaned. It turns out I was wrong, Greenwich has a fine arts cinema, several theatres and a comedy club. Brockley also has a pub theatre – the Brockley Jack Theatre – but having been down here for four years, we’d still not been. Now was the time.

There is quite a lot of back story for Bloodline explained in the programme, it would be a good idea to read it unless you know your Tudor history. As well the Good Queen Bess, there was more than one notable Bess during Elizabeth’s reign: Bess of Hardwick , also a remarkable woman. The play focuses on a central part of her life – her involvement in the labyrinthine Elizabethan political world and her relationship with her fourth husband, and specifically the couple’s entanglements with Mary, Queen of Scots.

As well as building some of the most striking stately homes of the era, the commoner Bess (of Hardwick) and her husband, George Talbot, Earl of Shrewsbury, were charged with looking after Mary, Queen of Scots the last 17 years of her life before she was executed. This was something of a dubious honour, as looking after Mary was extremely costly and she was forever scheming to escape and become queen. All this took a toll on the marriage of Bess and George.

Bloodline starts with Bess and George at each other’s throats, before heading back in time to show us how it all went wrong. Louise Dumayne plays a strong, almost severe, but still personable Bess who is ultimately focussed on her own legacy. Her talent for politics is summed up by Mary who says at one point, “it is you who should be Queen, not I.” Alistair Scott makes a slightly bumbling Earl of Shrewsbury, “poor George” at one stage, who is barely the intellectual equal of his wife. Considering Shrewsbury held high office, this might not ring quite true. The action revolves around a flirtatious, wily, Irish-accented Mary Queen of Scots, played by a very pretty Jane Murphy.

The entire play takes place in various of the Shrewsbury’s castles and mansions (bar a quick trip to London), and conjures the dramatic events taking place across England and Europe through dialogue. But in Linda Wilkinson’s script the truth is elusive: the line between gossip and rumour and truth is never clear. None the less, there are some certainties, it is explained that Queen Elizabeth’s motto is Semper Eadem – Always the Same – an appropriate formula for any political drama, or story of marital strife for that matter. The juggling of competing claims on political power, or marriage for that matter, are perennial

Bloodline is an enjoyable play, ably produced, it’s only a shame that there weren’t more people in the theatre (11 last night). There’s room for double that, more even, as The Brockley Jack is a small theatre stuck on the side of the pub. On a Thursday visitors can combine theatre going with the pub’s curry night, what could be better? Now it looks like we might be leaving Brockley, I think I’ll miss this place too.

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Dating women in the US

A kissing gate in the English countryside

A kissing gate in the English countryside

According to some sources, the US online dating market is a one hundred million dollar enterprise; some of the sites for dating women have fifteen million subscribers. So it is not at all difficult to find a site for dating women, the most popular ones are advertised. However, here are a few things to consider when finding a site for dating women.
First, most sites make you sign up before you can do any searches. Also, in some cases you have to pay to become a premium member, only then getting full access to the site. So just keep that in mind, it is almost impossible to simply ‘browse’ dating sites without being a member.
Another thing, the larger sites aren’t always better. Often they keep old profiles online for many years just to make it look like they have more users than they do. Think about joining a smaller, more focused site. If you have a specific interest or are looking for a date with a specific type of person, there is probably a site specifically for you. Recently, there have been some new developments. Speed dating for example allows you to use voice chat to interact quickly with many potential dates and better profiling questionnaires allow for more perfect matches.

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Motorhome

A Syd Barrett influence boat on Chesil Beach

A Syd Barrett influence boat on Chesil Beach

Summertime is holiday time. Why not travel with a motorhome? If there isn’t one in your garage – Motorhome for hire is a good possibility to get one. Easy and comfortable travelling and the possibility to stay wherever you like. This travel-type is the easiest way to experience self-determined holidays without any time pressure. For people who do not like to plan their holidays before they even started travelling by motorhome is a perfect alternative to staying in one or more hotels, even the luggage is stored from the beginning to the end fo your journey so there is no necessity of in-between packing. This makes holidays even more comfortable. Everything you need is with you and you can visit anywhere you like, without thinking about a place to eat, shower, sleep and all the other necessary things in life on the road. Just be yourself and enjoy your spare time with your motorhome.

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Bilberries, choirs and rotten shark

The site of the original Viking parliament or Althing at Þingvellir

The site of the original Viking parliament or Althing at Þingvellir

The rain in Spain stays mostly on the plain, but the wind in Iceland gets everywhere. It is voracious: after creeping through vents in your coat, it chomps its way through your sweater and then freezes your marrow.

That’s the summer version, presumably the winter wind is more merciless. I learned quite quickly what a Southern Softie I am.

We were on a lightning fast, four day trip, to see friends in Reykjavik, Iceland. The visit was timed to coincide with Menningarnótt, or Culture Night, an annual event featuring music, performance, and open galleries, and a firework finale. Although it’s called Menningarnótt , it’s really a Menningar dagur og nótt – culture day and night – as it starts in the morning.

In the end, the wind and child-care issues drove us home. By the time we left, we’d learned two lessons. Firstly that choirs are very popular in Iceland. At one point there seemed to be another group of singers around every corner, Hanni our Icelandic host and guide explained that choral singing was a national mania shared by many members of his family. Secondly we learned that architecture in the capital is probably not the main reason the city centre was buzzing with foreign visitors. With a few exceptions, buildings were grey, functional and built to resist high wind speeds.

We made it out of Reykjavik for a quick trip into the countryside. Soon after driving out of town you are transported back in time, not to a pre-industrial world as in some developing countries, but through geological ages to a time when the earth was still cooling.

The landscape could be described as desolate, bleak, harsh or inhospitable. You might also say, at the very least, extraordinary. Some parts look like moors in the North of England, while other areas are lunar – Neil Armstrong and his Apollo team trained in the north of the country .  Grey moss covers the ruptured rocks and fractured cliffs of endless black lava fields. On the moorland, shrubs or bushes grow and sheep and horses graze. Bilberries , a close relative of blueberries, are one of these plants and in August the hills are alive with berry harvesters. These hunched figures can be seen holding a dustpan-like scoop with serated edges with which they pick the berries.

The country is also alive: steam leaks from holes and water jets from geysers. At one point we drove through The Valley of the Farts (not its real name) overhung with a great cloud of sulphurous gas and later visited ‘the stinky spring’ (its real name) where small streams boil and mud holes bubble up more smelly gasses.

Volcanic landscape and moss in Iceland

Volcanic landscape and moss in Iceland

At night we ate the local delicacy ‘rotten shark’ – if you were wondering, yes, it is shark that is starting to decompose. Usually eaten at special Norse festivals once or twice a year, the dish is also brought out for curious, or fool-hardy, visitors. Luckily it is usually consumed with with Brennivín , the local schnapps (which apparently has a strong aftertaste of rubber tyre.) We used vodka, but it still helped to deaden the overpowering taste of ammonia. Hanni, said that a friend of his makes rotten skate and it’s very simple. Just take one skate, put it in a plastic bag, leave it next to the radiator for a month, then cook. Yum.

The shark wasn’t a nightly event. We weren’t tough enough.

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Playing the Great Shame

Buglers in their scarlet tunics in Bugles at Jalalabad

Buglers in their scarlet tunics in Bugles at Jalalabad

It is almost a commonplace to say that the current Allied engagement in Afghanistan wasn’t meant to be like this. In April, 2006 the Secretary of Defence, John Reid expressed the hope that “we would be perfectly happy to leave in three years and without firing one shot because our job is to protect the reconstruction.” With hindsight we can laugh at his optimism, but he wasn’t the first.

As Lady Florentia Sale put it, “it is easy to argue on the wisdom or folly of conduct after the catastrophe has taken place.” She wrote that in the 1840s after witnessing the disastrous retreat from Kabul in the First Anglo-Afghan War . Those words also form an ominous preface to The Great Game Afghanistan , a series of 12 short plays about Western involvement in that country over the last 170 years which is currently running at the Tricycle Theatre in Kilburn. Interspersed between the plays, short monologues, dialogues, and verbatim reports from key players and observers give further insight into the situation.

The plays are broken into three parts, each of which deals with a different era. Firstly, we’re introduced to the era of British involvement from the 1840s to 1920s, then the arrival of the Russians (and the Americans seeking to defeat them) in the eighties, before finishing with Operation Enduring Freedom, the campaign launched by the USA and later NATO in 2001. Theatre goers can either spread this over three nights during the week, or one day of intense theatre-going over the weekend. Autumn and I plumped for a Sunday theatre-athon that started at 11.30 in the morning and finished more than ten hours later at 9.55pm. By the time we finally stumbled onto the tube home, the fine company of actors (including Jemma Redgrave and Nabil Elouhabi from East Enders) felt like old friends (we’d never spoken to).

The Tricycle is famous for its political productions, and has been called “Britain’s foremost political theatre” by The Guardian. For this production, each play was written by a different playwright, many of them famous for their politically-engaged work. However, if this is political theatre, it gives no easy answers to the fiendishly knotty issues raised. To help the less informed members of the audience, a hefty programme contains a modern history of Afghanistan and a ‘Further reading’ section stuffed with pertinent analysis.

The play cycle shows us that Afghanistan’s complex present arises out of an equally complex past. But even if you’d never heard of The Great Game or President Najibullah, the drama is still funny, sad, exhilarating and always engaging. Autumn, hasn’t been following the issues as closely as me, still enjoyed herself.

Proceedings start with British army buglers discussing the massacre of Elphinstone’s army in Bugles at the Gates of Jalalabad , with Lady Sale sitting at the side of the stage as a solitary chorus recounting her experiences. Tales are told of the slaughter of British and Indian troops, and so begins one the central exercises repeated throughout these plays and through history: constructing tales about the Afghans. Savagery and martial prowess are defining characteristics of ‘the Afghan’ to the present day.

A bloody hand print seen on a wall on Eastcheap, the City of London. A sadly appropriate image.

A bloody handprint seen on a wall at Eastcheap, the City of London. A sadly appropriate image.

Not only do foreigners ideas about the peoples of Afghanistan loop forwards through time, but the various notions of how Western interests are best served becomes familiar too. We hear stories of absurd self-serving politicians, meddling and then disengagement, the state of women as a genuine concern and as a pretext for military action. There are ‘surges’ hailed as the solution, as well as the ever familiar support for tribal insurgents to further geo-political ends. I had no idea that in the 1920s, long before Charlie Wilson’s War , the British were supporting conservative religious elements within the country against the reforming, but anti-imperialist king Amānullāh Khān . The plays not only weave themes, but also histories. In Campaign we learn of Amanullah Khan’s advisor Mahmud Tarzi , who turns up in person in Now is the Time . A map of key political figures and military engagements gradually becomes discernible.

Two of the highlights for me where Durand’s Line , in which Amir Rahman Khan is pushed into signing his name to the new border between British India and his country in 1893 by the Foreign Secretary Sir Mortimer Durand . The two, richly comic characters bounce off one another like a regal Jeeves and a very peevish Wooster playing a metaphysical chess game with the future of Khyber region. Amir Rahman says of Durand’s plans, “It is a kind of magic with you – to believe that is not the map which describes the world but which brings it into being.” Like the Radcliffe Line fifty years later, the consequences of the division would not be painless.

In Miniskirts in Kabul , a meeting between a journalist and the communist president of Afghanistan, Mohammad Najibullah , set in the imagination of the interviewer shines with a strange lyrical quality. This complex man’s perspective on his regime gains added emotional intensity from his imminent death – when the pair watch a video of The Spice Girls singing Wannabe , the song seems to embody the melancholic hedonism of Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam . Both the stories of Najibullah and Amānullāh remind us of a tension between city and country, conservatives and reformers, within the country itself.

The final plays bring us bang up to date with the history of the last ten years: the cruel Taliban, initial Western disengagement followed by aid agencies, and then the military involvement that is so familiar. In the theatre, it all looks like the perfect Gordian knot of a conundrum, but on the ground it’s a bloody tragedy.

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Bunting and bangers in Brockley

Blue sky, trestle tables and community spirit

Blue sky, trestle tables and community spirit

This Sunday I had no lie in. Instead I went to hang bunting and erect trestle tables on the street.

Sunday 18 July, 2010 was the second national Big Lunch . Run across the country, this is  ‘an annual one-day get together with your neighbours’ with a meal at its central focus. These lunches were started by the Eden Project in Cornwall with the aim of starting a process they call ‘ human warming ‘ which is ‘a journey into rebuilding our communities’ and an attempt to  ‘make isolation history’.

Apparently, about 100 big lunches were scheduled to happen in London this year and in the end 1 million people joined in across the country. Last year Lewisham put on 27 lunches, which made it one of the boroughs with the largest number in the city.

To get the lunch going, the organisers first had to get permission from all the residents of the street. Apparently, in our road three people initially didn’t like the idea, but eventually came round. The second phase is to drum up participation, the Rokeby Road lunchers held (at least) two meetings to come up with ideas and assign tasks. Somehow we managed to completely ignore/forget about these, so helping out in the morning was an opportunity to make up for lost time. Autumn knocked up some salads and a few other tasty treats too.

The Rokeby Road Big Lunch 'office' - nerve centre of the whole operation

The Rokeby Road Big Lunch 'office' - nerve centre of the whole operation

After an overcast morning of preparations, the sun finally burnt the clouds away to leave us with a deep blue sky. A veggie and meaty barbecue catered for both sides of the banger divide, and two tables were piled high with salads, flans, salsa, and an intriguing baked bean pie. People started turning up and a large, weathered sound system from Camberwell started pumping out Motown classics, 60s reggae and a broad selection of other top tunes.

It didn’t take long before I was talking to people I’d never met in almost four years of living on the road. Some of them I don’t recall even having seen before. I couldn’t tell you what anyone was called, but that’s because I have a brain that instantly scrambles names. It’s a memory not so much like a seive, but a vertical drainpipe – there isn’t even a mesh to retain the slightest detail. At one stage I found myself serving ice cream to a crowd of eager kids – satisfaction guaranteed!

Piratitude at the Rokeby Road sound system

Piratitude at the Rokeby Road sound system

As well food there were activities planned: balloon shaving, handbag throwing and a tug-of-war. But by the middle of the afternoon Autumn and I had to go and visit a friend who was making a rare foray into London, so missed these. When we returned later,  the tug-of-war rope was still hanging from the railings in the same jumbled position we’d last seen it and it had been tugged. Perhaps there weren’t enough people to make two teams.

There had been a few murmurs around the tables earlier that the turnout could have been better, the group picture showed about 50 people. As well as residents who preferred to stay inside, there were apparently others who deliberately went out for the day to avoid the commotion. Sound systems are not everyone’s cup of tea. My elder sister used to call family activities with her reluctant son ‘forced family fun’, and perhaps some wanted to avoid ‘forced community fun’.

One woman (who I’d never met before) told me that there used to be lots of parties in Rokeby Road. It’s probably true to say that the street has changed a bit in the last few years: more white people have moved in and replaced the West Indian families who lived here…and had parties in each others houses.

I’d already met my two next door neighbours when I was digging up the garden last summer when I was unemployed, but now I can definitely at least say hello to a few more faces in the street. The Big Lunch may not promise radical change, they’re not proposing a change in the ownership of the means of production, but it’s surely a step or smile or sausage in the right direction.

See more pictures of the Rokeby Road Big Lunch here.

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Track your stolen bicycle

All that was left after my bike was stolen

All that was left after my bike was stolen

My old bike might not have been the best, but I was sad when it was stolen. A Ridgeback Velocity , it wasn’t top of the range, but it did the job. Made from steel, it felt as heavy and as sturdy as cast iron. The bike may not have been shiny or new, but each scratch had been hard won.

As there’s no garage at work, I’d left it chained to the railings in front of the building like usual. By lunch time there was a space where a bike should have been. I reported it to the Met, and received their letter informing me the case was closed by the next post. In some ways it’s comforting to think that my bike got so little attention from the police. Surely it must be better that they spend their time tracking and preventing bigger crimes.

When reporting the crime to the police I was asked if I’d registered the bike with Immobilise. I’d never heard of it, but made a mental note to investigate. Immobilise won’t prevent your bike from being nicked, but it might help the authorities recover it if it is pinched.

Immobilise is a website that enables you to add your stuff to a national property database, CheckMEND , so if it is stolen the police and second-hand trade can identify it more easily. The service claims to be the ‘world’s largest free register of possession ownership details’.

They also offer products to aid in the identification of your property. Top of their Products web page is the ImmobiTag Solid Frame Bike Tag , which is such a fantastic product it has its own website: Immobitag.com . This gadget promises  ‘electronic cycle protection’, which conjures images of a James Bond-like tracking device that follows the movements of your stolen bike on a screen. It turns out it is a tag which you hide in your bike’s frame, and it contains a unique serial number linked to your details which the police can use to re-unite you with your wheels. However, the bike has to be found in order for these details to be read, and there’s no Google Maps plug-in that allows you to follow your stolen bike… just yet.

Bike Register is a similar service and allows you to register your bike on a database that the police can access. There are three levels of service: Bronze is free and allows you simply to register your bike; for £14.95, Silver gives you kit to mark your bike in addition to registering it; Gold costs £24.95 and gives you a ‘uniquely coded electronic datatag’ – pretty much like the Immobitag.

When using these databases, remember that one of the most important pieces of information to note is your bicycle’s frame number. This can be found underneath the ‘bottom bracket’ – the round bit the pedals stick out from. Other tips to secure your bike include locking both wheels to a lampost or railing, lock it up in the most publicly-exposed place you an find, spend at least 1/10 of the price of your bike on a lock.

But, to really scare off the crooks, there is the lock which sets off a 120 decibel alarm when the wire is cut. If only it also administered an electric shock too.

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