A rare collection…of madness
�The minute that this endlessly talented couple united in musical harmony, the entire history of civilisation was wrapped in a melodic resonance that the harps of the angels could not better.� Might not be the first thing you would say about �A Whole New World’, the long playing record released by Katie �Jordan’ Price and Peter �Insania’ Andre. There was one wag who did and put it up on the album’s Amazon page, along with pages and pages of similar sarky comments. This was sent round the email-osphere a couple of months ago.
Well, now the rot has spread to groceries. Yesterday I was sent a link to California Green Seedless Grapes, which make â€?great ammunitionâ€? and were responsible for one hapless eater’s transformation into a hideous monster. Clicking through to Chiquita Bananas and Tuscan Whole Milk, we are treated to a story on poor Uncle John who was transformed into a spider in South America and a diary themed version of Kubla Khan, ‘a vision in a milky dream’. There’s more, check ‘em out.
I like Amazon vandals, they have good sense of humour and unlike wiki-vandals they aren’t messing up a useful source of knowledge. Whilst reading these marvels I also found a list on how to �rule the world with an iron fist’ - good, innit!